Hey everypony!

In my last newspost, I talked about making the longest cartoon on Newgrounds, well any jack-off can talk about doing things, it takes a dedicated jack-off to make shit happen and that's what I'm gonna do. I've currently written 25 out of the required approximately 330 pages, it's gonna be a while but I've got a system figured out:

I write the grand elaborate final scene first, then I create backstories to justify how each character ends up there. Or in more detail 'what events have to transpire for this character to be in this location at this time with this object with this mentality.' And during that chracter's backstory, they interact with other characters and other events that require setups, and I just keep on writin'.

Did I explain that well? I don't think so, an example would probably help but I'd rather not give anything away, well maybe the title, which I'm pretty pleased with: "Kerfuffle Crescendo."

There won't be regular updates on KC, like I said I'm not gonna reveal anything related to the events or characters or anything, the only thing I could update you with is the page count, but who gives a shit?

I'm gonna sequester a while and the next you'll hear from it I'll have a completed screenplay and be looking for VAs.

Scrabble Strike Nautical 2 hasn't had much work done on it in months, the reason is that I made SSN1 with some cunts* from high school and trying to get the gang back together has been like trying to piss through a cheerio. If it can't be helped, I'll have to re-cast some roles. I will be making that cartoon no matter what because the script is a straight banger. I'd like to apologize to @sailorsilverstar for sitting on her completed lines for an eternity, that was some very optimistic planning on my part.

Here's a sneak peek of Nyaatural Selection:

I'll be putting out an ad for voice actresses for NS (paid!) soonish, keep an eye on the collabinator and voice acting forum.

I'm hosting the RIP general collab, more info here

I was deleting some files a while back and I found this drawing dated as late October 2021**:

complete SOVL overload, my skills have clearly deteriorated since this; my apotheosis.

And that's about it, MetalSlayer69 checkin' out, remindin' ye*** to always keep on keepin' it real

*has a different meaning in Australia

**That's when the photo was taken, drawing could be even older

*** It pisses me off that the english language USED TO have a commonplace word meaning you (plural), we have "y'all" which sorta fills that role but you sound like a fucking inbred hick everytime you say it. Everytime you say "ye" you feel like a fucking king adressing the peasantry