Look at him go!

Extrapolating from here would put the release around August of 2028, but I don't trust a forecast that far. (especially with how I flip-flop between multiple projects on a whim).

A fair few voice roles still aren't cast and I plan to get that handled this year - I have a few minor characters that still need voicing (mostly male), if you're an amateur that can only do one voice you can get in. Any character in this spreadsheet that's both highlighted orange and has a word count less than 40 is open for anyone really (unpaid).

Speaking of other projects:

Untitled Richard Nixon Cartoon - Still happening, the lines for this were recorded many moons ago (The late great @Tawaki6ixty5ive can produce a damn fine Dick facsimile) and I'm not waiting on anybody but me to really get to work on this, I just haven't really been bothered.

Black Metal Cartoon - Still happening, my lovely assistant director(?) @RATNAX said she'd storyboard the whole dang 'ol thing and hasn't done shit, I'd fire her if I was paying her. Nah but (this part's for RATNAX' eyes ONLY) [The cartoon'll still get made if you formally quit - you don't have to worry about that]. Honestly, this situation has probably had zero impact on the production of the cartoon - I haven't really felt like working on it and probably wouldn't have done shit even if I had the storyboards.

Subsequent Chapters of Officer Butterthighs 2 - They'll be out when they're out. (I don't think this one will last much longer, maybe 4 chapters total at most, I can only one-up my wacky scenarios so many times before it gets repetitive)

Untitled Satire Cartoon - CANCELLED. (gasp). Sad, but true, sometimes you think something's a good idea in writing and then you get to the next phase of production and realize it kinda sucks and you have no passion for doing it and working on it anyway is like pulling teeth and even if you do make progress the animation is terrible because you don't even like what you're working on. Thankfully, @Jazzy666 was paid for her voice lines on this one. I've never cancelled a project that had volunteer work put into it, that's something I don't think I'd be able to forgive myself for. (Jasmine, you can use the lines you recorded for your demo reels if you want).

Breakdown Frame / Good Golly Miss Molly - Probably gonna make this one a comic instead of a 'toon. Script needs re-writes - it'll be out when it's out, and we like that, it'll be out when it's out

oh yeah also I drew some of the external building designs for one of @LilithIsAPerson 's games https://gamejolt.com/games/yellowbadgers/1006633

Lilith lives in a hollowed out giant mushroom in a whimsical forest and hoards shiny trinkets stolen from unwary travelers. Check her stuff out.

Tell mama I made it

My wife

In decreasing order of my SUBJECTIVE evaluation of entertainment:

Dungeon Beasts

E.Tea Extra Tea

Aftermath

Finally

The Cornerstore

Well This Planet Looks Safe

Who's at The Door?

It's Gettin' Dark man

In a Town Near The Mountains

Forum moderators think they can take down my "wildly inappropriate" jokes and hand out a 2 week ban?

Ok.

But did you ever conceive of me adapting those jokes into comics for the art portal?

That's right, instead of the ~30 supporter party regulars seeing the jokes you detest so much, now over a hundred will, fully illustrated, with no paywall in-between.

And I know the art portal rules, these ain't coming down, ever.

I'm not gonna have very much time for creative projects for a lot of 2025 and 2026, my cartoon output aint gonna be what it used to be.

read this, dude: https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1542095

I have completed my draft for the Jump comic Contest, I drafted it in Adobe Animate which I don't usually do, usually I use an exercise book but this makes it way easier to move panels around and it worked out pretty good.

That one will probably be done in grey pencil.

Kerfuffle Crescendo is still being casted in secret for now. I've been thinking about the visual side of it, I was considering using rigged animation but since most of the scenes are just a few characters standing around talking I'll probably have a few mouth symbols with each viseme and a canned blinking animation and just put a line boil on the bodies. It'll also probably be outlines only and when there is actual animation it'll be on like threes or something. I'd need to average 7 seconds of animation per day to get it done in 2 years*, which aint that bad, I was hitting higher than that on some of the days I was working on MILF MISCHIEF 7. You add animation recycling and a couple lengthy monologues where I pan across a static room into the mix and it's even more plausible.

Everything else I've ever namedropped is still happening (except 'Poker? I Hardly Know'er!' which got absorbed into Kerfuffle Crescendo). 'Breakdown Frame' will be probably be partially re-written again and renamed to 'Good Golly Miss Molly**' and potentially might be a comic instead of a cartoon.

Everything is still gonna happen eventually, I'm just a bit of a bitch with productions, most egregiously (so far) is the year long hiatus between finishing the race scenes in Yahtzee Burst Aquatic and starting the entire rest of the fucking cartoon.

*2 years from when I start animating, not 2 years from writing this post

**I've been naming a lot of my female characters from 1950's rock n' roll songs recently