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Posted by MetalSlayer69 - October 20th, 2024


The script for Kerfuffle Crescendo (my feature-length comedy cartoon, if you wanna skip the backstory) is incredibly close to complete, potentially I'll have the first draft complete this month. I'm looking for a few people who are willing to read the thing over and tell me if any of the jokes don't make sense to them. The script will be around ~115 pages (every time I bring this up publicly it gets shorter lol).


I only need a few people for this, people with little experience with comedy will probably be rejected.

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Posted by MetalSlayer69 - October 14th, 2024


After much deliberation, I've decided to start putting cartoons on youtube, the reasons this required deliberation is:

  1. Youtube is way more drama-prone than NG
  2. I'm concerned looking at the analytics page will influence my creative decisions
  3. Youtube comments sections are the fucking worst
  4. If my primary motivation becomes cash money I would be dissuaded from showing heads exploding and titties bouncing and characters saying the fuck word


On the other hand, youtube has way more viewers, and if I ever want to make a Patreon/kickstart a cartoon, having a larger influence would be beneficial


I will not be looking at the analytics page or the comments section or ever checking notifications, the plan is to switch to my cartoons account, upload, then run the fuck out of there.


There will be no YT exclusive cartoons or videos. No cartoons will ever go up on YT first.


Here's the account


https://www.youtube.com/@MS69Cartoons-r9p


I will be uploading some of my cartoons over the next few weeks; here is the schedule (of course, you can already see all of these (and more!) here on NG):

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The Mutt Merchant's Mishap will be appearing on @Tawaki6ixty5ive 's channel


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Posted by MetalSlayer69 - October 13th, 2024


use smiley react to vote for Killstreak 2 iu_1283690_7936681.png


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Posted by MetalSlayer69 - October 11th, 2024


I love this short film so much. Lots of films express emotion with animation, but this expresses so much through animation, the frames themselves are the expression; beautiful and terrifying.


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Posted by MetalSlayer69 - September 30th, 2024


I forgot that feature existed until just now. If you didn't get one you should take it personally.


P.S. while I'm making a newspost here's the unabridged Yahtzee Burst Aquatic Shoenice cameo

I've seen this man eat catfish bait it was pretty funny


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Posted by MetalSlayer69 - September 27th, 2024


have you seen my jacket? I think I left it at our last meetup


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Posted by MetalSlayer69 - September 16th, 2024


the scope of Kerfuffle Crescendo will be truncated. I will no longer be aiming for the longest movie submitted to Newgrounds title. I estimate Kerfuffle Crescendo will now run for 2.5 hours as opposed to the previous aim of 5.5. Though there will be no minimum length goal.


At some point in the writing process, the aim changed, from "I want the longest cartoon on Newgrounds" to "I want to make a sitcom with a crazy number of plot threads that interact in unexpected and wacky ways." And the arbitrary length requirement was contrary to this new goal.


side note, but the kid with the longest 'movie' submitted to Newgrounds just stitched together a season's worth of episodes of his show, so it's not one continuous narrative like Kerfuffle Crescendo will be. Whether or not this is me coping is left as an exercise to the reader.


It seems like a lot of the obscenely long Newgrounds uploads are shitty in their own unique way, GoAnimate, animatics, visual novels, 2 hours of a black screen that was probably put there by accident, compilations of episodes making the "movie" more like a glorified playlist.


The longest submission on Newgrounds that seems to be of merit is Batman Rogues Gallery, at 2 hours 20 minutes.


Even if I can't "beat" that (as stated above, I'm not going specifically for any length records anymore), I should still secure "longest comedy cartoon that doesn't suck" as well as "longest cartoon based on an original property that doesn't suck."


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Posted by MetalSlayer69 - August 22nd, 2024


what was this guy's catchphrase again?

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Posted by MetalSlayer69 - July 25th, 2024


made for a collab that's gone tits-up, wanna see the full cartoon? Go bother @LunarSam about it. Completion date: October 28 2023


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Posted by MetalSlayer69 - July 3rd, 2024


Hello and welcome to the seventeenth post of the bi-weekly song showcase program that is Cool Song Sunday. This Sunday's Cool Song is Frankenstein by Edgar Winter and the Edgar Winter Group, featuring Edgar Winter.

thank you for your time.


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