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MetalSlayer69's News
Posted by MetalSlayer69 - June 8th, 2024
the script for Kerfuffle Crescendo is ~30% complete at 89 pages and 92 voiced characters. Will give another progress update at 69% because that would be mildly amusing I think.
Posted by MetalSlayer69 - May 6th, 2024
nah son, the BBS got banned from me!
Word on the street is that @Malachy 's wife's boyfriend sets his bedtime.
Posted by MetalSlayer69 - May 5th, 2024
and boy did I eat shit.
There's so much egg on my face you could shove a heating pipe up my ass and call me an incubator; as has been well documented, P-Thot's Gayly Dicks persists, and as such I have lost the bet of my own design.
Congratulations*
whaddya want?
*list is actually in reverse order but I can't be assed fixing it ;)
Posted by MetalSlayer69 - April 6th, 2024
I'm making the claim that "P-Bot's daily picks" will cease to exist in less than 30 days.
Anyone wanna challenge me? Winner gets a free commission from the loser.
Posted by MetalSlayer69 - March 30th, 2024
I've held off learning how to render for long enough, I'm reading this.
Posted by MetalSlayer69 - March 13th, 2024
This website has archived text files from the 80's and early 90's
http://www.textfiles.com/humor/
funny stuff
(also new cartoon coming in <1 month)
