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this game was designed by Hitler and Satan

no cap, she's literally me frfr

if we do another one of these next year, I think being able to include description for your creature would be cool, like the trophy descriptions in super smash bros.

Lord Humphrey Jebediah Wifflebottom the Third:

After living in a monestary of Hulk Hogan impersonators for much of his youth, Lord Humphrey Jebediah was inspired to pursue higher education to have an excuse to leave. Lord Humphrey Jebediah graduated with a degree in the fine arts, and he now spends his days living off benefits, crywanking, and wondering where it all went wrong; his cool sunglasses and anarchic personality hide a lifetime of torment.

Thetageist responds:

Ooh, that's a fun idea!

OneDude20 responds:

hmmm u might be onto something!!

"Prepare to get blammed IRL" is such a fucking raw threat holy shit

funny and creative stuff all around, great job dudes, couldn't stop laughing

also speedrunning pro tip, right click + forward lets you move to the next screen early

this game feels like it came from 2001 Newgrounds

brings a tear to my eye

amogus

your game design skills are breathtaking

A man of talent and of good clean sense,
Who speaks with polished air-
On silver floods of his own eloquence
He floats to God knows where

Phallus Wielder

Cool Dude

2kool4skool

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